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Things your countrified kids will say from the train on the way to the big city:

-Look at all that rubbish!

-Why is that man wearing a funny hat? (a Sikh fellow in a turban)

-What's this sticky stuff down the seat? (someone's old, disgusting chewing gum)

-We live a long way from everything!

-Will we ever get there?

-Please stand clear, doors closing!